I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
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