and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
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