"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
Did I show you my penis last night?
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
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