If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
Don't tell me you're on acid again
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
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