You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
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