fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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