honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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