fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
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I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
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