I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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