Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
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