I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
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