I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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