Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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