If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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