So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
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