Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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