You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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