Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
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