At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
So awkward... The newspaper lady just caught me sitting stoned in my driveway at 5 am and asked if I was okay. I'm way better than ok right now
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
Bang-toberfest begins!!
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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