Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
Come see our sink grown plant.
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
Panties = found
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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