kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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