I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
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