I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
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