8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
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