Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Randomize
