hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
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