she looked like the bat from fern gully.
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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