Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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