He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
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