and you said cock pushups were impossible
Banned from zoo.
Again?
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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