so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
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