I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
Randomize
