We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
Randomize
