It's like God shit irony all over that family
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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