you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
My brain says no but my pants say off.
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
You need a sexual gate keeper
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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