sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
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