do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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