I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
Everyone says I win the strip club
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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