It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
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