Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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