You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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