She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
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