my boobs are a 3G dead zone. as soon as i take my phone out of my bra, it has a signal again.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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