Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
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