I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
She told me I should be a condom model.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
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