their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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