so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
Randomize
