I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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