I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
Randomize
