I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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