that's an acceptable place to lick
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
I want to fling myself into the sun
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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