I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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