Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
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