butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
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