You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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