so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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