i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
pray to the hookup gods
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
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